Mortius

Mortius is allergic to the color yellow.  Mortius has a lifelong vendetta against the chain restaurant Chipotle.  Mortius once baffled his orthodontist by growing the same tooth back twice.  Mortius ‘invented’ the concept of hybrid cars when he was nine years old and then got irrationally mad at the automobile industry for “stealing” his idea.  Oh and also, they’re pretty good with music and theater and stuff but like, that seems less relevant probably.